Beginning Bimbofication

When women want to become bimbos, I feel that their minds often jump to the glamorous extremes—lip filler, tit job, BBLs. But I believe bimbofication begins at the foundation: basic self-care.

If you look at this pyramid, which I’ve adapted from those used in the Looksmaxxing community, you’ll notice that it’s layered from the ground up, with basic self-care forming the sturdy base. That’s intentional. Everything above, from professional grooming, med spa treatments, even the most drastic cosmetic surgery, builds on these fundamental habits. If you’ve got all the amazing elements of a bimbo, but your skincare routine is terrible, you won’t look great. Plus, healing and maintaining these more intense procedures requires excellent self-care.

And here’s the kicker: just adding these foundational practices to your routine is already a step toward bimbofication, even if it doesn’t feel that way. If you’re not already caring for yourself in the way of the first two layers, and you add those things, you are making an effort towards becoming a bimbo.

I’ve spent years neglecting myself. Yes, it’s embarrassing to admit I’ve left my depression and other health issues interfere with basic self-care. As I start to re-integrate these things into my life, I realize how much more I love myself and how I feel. Sometimes I feel that bimbofication “takes too long” or “isn’t going fast enough.” Yet, as I said above, these foundational effects are keystone habits that I cannot neglect.

Whether you’re new to bimbofication or well on your way, this pyramid reminds you of this: every small act of care you give yourself is a declaration of your worth. So drink that water, apply that moisturizer, and step into your bimbofication. It all truly starts with the foundation.