Happy Ending Spa
I’ve written before that I’d like to whore myself, as discussed in Cheap Whore. A FWB suggested that I offer personal care services including happy endings. With that in mind, I’d like to start an erotic massage parlor / spa. As I use the moniker “Bliss” in bimbo spaces, I would like to call it something like Bliss Day Spa or Blissful Relaxation Spa. Let me know if you think of a better name to that effect!
Here are the services I will offer, with a few notes where necessary:
- Full-Body Massage: I am fairly good at this for someone untrained, and I’d need to take classes get more experience. I can research courses on relaxation or Swedish massage. I would need a massage table, massage oils, an oil warmer, and spa-quality towels.
- Aromatherapy - I would need to do research on this. I would need essential oils and diffusers for this.
- Showering & Other Personal Care - I would need gentle body washes, shampoos, conditioners, and possibly exfoliating gloves or soft sponges, as well as plush towels and robes for before and after the shower.
- Warm Towels & Steam Treatments - I would need a towel warmer, portable steamer, and plush spa-quality towels.
- Hair Brushing & Facial Hair Grooming - I would like to get training on things like cutting and shaping facial hair. I would need quality hairbrushes, combs, and barber shears.
- Nail Care - I would need training and experience doing this. I would need nail clippers, files, cuticle care tools, and disinfectant for the equipment.
- Body and Pubic Hair Grooming - I need more experience with this. I would need clippers and razors
- Prostate Stimulation / Massage - I want to do research and have more experience doing this. I also don’t want men to ask me to dominate or peg them, so that’s something to think about.
- Energy Work - Reiki and or Tantra. I would need to be trained and have more experience in those areas.
- Erotic Meditation - I would need to do research about this.
- Guided Relaxation Exercises - I would like to get training on this. I can research guided relaxation and meditation courses geared toward mental health professionals. I would like a nice sound system, even if simple, for music and soundscapes.
- ASMR / Whispering Therapy - I would like want to do research into ASMR therapy, sound healing, or even hypnotherapy.
- Happy Ending, Blowjobs, & Mutual Masturbation
- Socialization & Affectionate Companionship
- Hugging & Nonsexual Affection
While I don’t think I would pursue licensure in any of these, it adds a lot of authority and appeal if I’m trained in these things.
The essential tools like massage tables, towel warmers, essential oil diffusers, and nail care tools are easy to acquire. If I offer scalp massage and hair treatments, a reclining chair with a sink for rinsing could be worth the investment. Steam treatment might also be something I can DIY with portable steamers or even small sauna setups. I would also like a small sound system for ASMR or relaxation music to control ambiance, upgrading this over time.
I was thinking options for me to be topless or nude, options to touch me over or under clothes, options for me wear costumes or lingerie, options for me to have sex toys in during the service, including Lovense toys clients could control. All of these would be an upcharge.
Since I’m pursuing bimbofication body mods, and this can be a special appeal: Get an amazing massage with a happy ending from a BBW bimbo with huge tits in lingerie. It’s the ultimate fantasy.
For an alternative model, I could consider membership-based pricing. Prospective clients would apply for membership through a form on my website. I could screen them as part of the application, with questions about their intentions, boundaries, and past experiences with similar services. The application process would allow me to vet each client and maintain a selective clientele.
Each tier would involve different perks, and members would pay the fees upfront. This approach creates a private, community-oriented feel, making it distinct from public service options. I could also allow members to invite guests who may eventually become members themselves, expanding my network. Guest passes would still require screening to maintain my safety and boundaries.
I would make the space I will be using look like a legitimate spa business. This will add to the appeal. Think soft lighting, relaxing music, plush linens, and tasteful decor to create a calming vibe. Soundproofing, like heavy curtains, rugs, and foam padding, could also help with privacy, especially in the small space.
Here are the issues I foresee:
- Obviously sex work is illegal.
- Safety will always be a concern.
- The space I’m using needs lots of work before it can be luxurious.
- The business involves lots of equipment so it has high startup costs.
- I’m not sure how or where to advertise with something so 1) niche and 2) illegal.
Creating a vetting process for clients will be important. I will think about requiring references from other providers, screening forms, and phone consultations. I need to make sure that clients understand my boundaries, my expectations, and respect my space.
I will always have a safety plan, including a trusted friend who knows my appointments. I will add security features like cameras and panic buttons, and using payment methods that don’t require me to handle large amounts of cash. Additionally, I have clear boundaries and will ensure that clients understand and respect them.
Finally, since these services are emotionally draining, taking care of myself will be important to prevent burnout. A damaged or broken slut can’t whore herself. Regular days off, boundaries around contact hours, and a strong support system will help keep things manageable for me.
Please message me with your thoughts and ideas!